Lavelle Ward - I don't own shit

LAVELLE WARD MOVES INTO “MASSIVE” PENTHOUSE SUITE? Not Quite!!

Where does one of the most affluent men in Chicago move to when he’s bored with his current digs? For LaVelle Ward, the answer was easy – build the priciest luxury tower in town and occupy the entire top three floors as a penthouse.

Hilarious!!!  This is what Lavelle wrote about himself in an online press release.  If you’re looking into him you will quickly find that he is responsible for 99% of what is written about him online. Granted I’m working on changing that but regardless.. Lavelle Ward does not own a “luxury tower”*, nor does he have a penthouse. The photos can be misleading. Seriously.. look it up. If you find anything contrary, I’ll give you a dollar.

“With a private elevator, seven bedrooms, six baths, marble flown in from Italian rockyards, Brazilian hardwoods, a ballroom, and panoramic city views, and advanced Artificial Intelligence, LaVelle’s new residence represents the ultimate in city living.”

REALLY LAVELLE ?? This is so pathetic that I **almost feel sorry for you. I haven’t heard such extravagant lies since I was in middle school.

“The LaVelle Organization has been known, since it’s inception, for being a company about innovation, sophisticated design and energy efficiency. I mean, why dream about the future when you can create it?”

As far as I can tell, the LaVelle Organization and LaVelle Advanced Technologies is complete baloney. LaVelle doesn’t even have a company, much less an organization. Go ahead.. find out for yourself.

There is a lot more to this press release that he wrote himself but I think I’m going to leave it at that. You get the picture.

*granted he may occupy (though I doubt own) an apartment with a 2nd floor bathroom. If Lavelle chooses to call his bathroom a luxury tower then by all means… that is his right.

** almost is because you owe me money